Trash Sommelier

Snap a photo of your meal (or your shoe!) or browse 1,001 pre-scored wine pairings — from filet mignon to gas station hot dogs. Sir Benedict, a sarcastic AI sommelier, rates every food with a score, a wine pick, and his unfiltered verdict. 416 editorial guides, a wine personality quiz with shareable results, and zero sign-up required. Free, honest, and brutally opinionated.